Folks you meet at CrossFit..or..How To Survive In The Woods

More CrossFit. Behold, a sweat angel:

20150109_184915This is what happens when after the workout you flop down on your back on the floor to try and get your breath back. This is also what it looks like, I would imagine, after the paramedics peel you off the floor and ship your carcass to the hospital.

But, more interestingly, the fella instructing the class had his own ‘lost in the woods’ survival experience that I was curious about. He got turned around while out hunting and wound up having to spend the night in the sticks as it dumped 13″ of snow on his position and the temperature clocked in around 0 degrees. He survived with no apparent injuries and was helicoptered out the next day. I asked him what happened:

Him and his hunting buddy drove up a forest service road way back into the boonies, they then parked and rode their mountain bikes further in, they then parked the bikes and hiked in on foot. They then split up, one guy heading up one ridge and one guy heading up the other. After a while he broke for lunch and as he was eating he spied a mule deer out of the corner of his eye. He chased after it and by the time he came up for air he realized he had gotten turned around. He wandered for a while, back tracking, climbing up and down the hills, before realizing he was well and thoroughly turned around.

The weather was starting to change and daylight was fading fast. He built himself a big fire , broke out his mylar blanket, and settled in for the night. He would alternate between getting wood for the fire and sitting on heated rocks to stay warm. His cellphone was dead and had minimal signal. At one point he tried it and it had just enough charge for him to get a GPS coord and to text those coords to his wife. But…he would have to make it through the night before help could get to him. The next morning he tried wandering towards what he thought was a road and as he did so the rescue ‘copter flew right over him on its way to the coords of his campsite. He was sure he’d screwed the pooch but they circled around again and he waved ’em down with his space blanket. The recovered him and got him to safety.

1383305_10203834820924062_7193706435147102802_nI asked if he had carried any special survival gear and he said it was just the mylar, nalgene bottle, celphone, firestarter, and the usual hunting gear….no extra clothes. He said he normally would have carried a spare cellphone charger with him but it was in his truck and they had taken his buddys rig to go hunting. What he did do, which made all the difference in the world, was once he realized he was well and truly lost he made camp while there was still light to see what he was doing and got a big fire going. He did mention that he will make sure to take his GPS along next time. (I’d go with map-n-compass as a backup, but Im not going to armchair quarterback this guy to his face.)

As you know, even when cell reception is too spotty for voice, text messages can often get through. In his case it made all the difference.

It was an interesting conversation, mostly because this is the first time I’ve actually gotten to talk to someone who had one of these experiences and it was quite interesting to hear the first-hand account. He also says, by the way, his subsequent hunting trips have not been as deep into the sticks as that one. His wife keeps him ‘on a short leash’, as he says.

My own experiences hunting and getting caught in bad weather tell me that while it is very easy to go overboard and encumber yourself with too much gear, there’s definitely a possibility of undergearing yourself as well. Its a tough balancing act to keep things light enough for tromping up and down mountains all day and having the gear you need when things go sideways. Something to think about.

 

7 thoughts on “Folks you meet at CrossFit..or..How To Survive In The Woods

  1. Imagine how much better he would have fel;t if he had a couple almost weightless and small pen-flares.

  2. “He did mention that he will make sure to take his GPS along next time. (Iā€™d go with map-n-compass as a backup, but Im not going to armchair quarterback this guy to his face.)”

    NO NO NO, The damn GPS is a back up to the map and compass. There are many reasons for this but most notably if you have a map in a 1 gallon ziplock bag the only thing that will destroy it is fire. Combine that with even the $20 Silva compass’s being quite sturdy that setup is not going to fail. GPS’s have all sorts of problems. These young people (in fairness I have no idea of this guys age) and their utter reliance on bloods technological devices is ridiculous.

    For that type of scenario something to think about is a panic azimuth. A panic azimuth is a general direction that, if taken from your days area of operations, leads you to a definite terrain feature from which you can get your bearings and get out. Example up in the mountains where we used to do land nav the panic azimuth was south. If you went south from anywhere near where we were going to be it put you into a 2 lane gravel road. Take the road back to the start point and you are G2G. Train tracks, power lines, maybe a river, all work well for this. It’s not a perfect solution but gives a plan for if you get totally turned around.

  3. what was your take-away from his story? what do you carry that he doesnt. ih he had asked for your recommendations what are they?

    • Personally, I’d have carried a small signal mirror, flares, bivvy sack, spare phone battery, map/compass, whistle, some food, and a few other niceties. But from the sound of hit he was travelling far and travelling hard, and probably didnt want to get bogged down with a lot of weight.

  4. Judging by that shroud of turin sweat mark you left, were you wearing a bikini bottom? šŸ˜‰

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